Monday, February 23, 2009

Husband Survival Guide : Tip #386

Do not make facetious comments* when your wife burns the rice beyond all recognition. It is very dangerous and may well subject you to threats of physical violence.

* comments such as "what the hell did you do to my saucepan?" and "oh look, I've found some grains that may be ok" will not improve your chances of survival.

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